Vain Glorious | Smoothmed- Botox a Go-Go - Call it Botox Express. A street-level storefront with a discreet frosted-glass exterior, Smoothmed is smack in the middle of the uptown financial hub, and half a block from Bloomies — well-situated for young socials and biz types in need of a quick beauty fix. Dr. Berdy opened the no-appointment-necessary store last year with the intention of providing Botox and other fillers in 30 minutes or less. First-time visitors do paperwork that is kept on file for future visits, and a photograph is taken for before- and-after scrutinizing. The digs aren’t designer, but the focus is on decent Botox in superclean surroundings. The stream of women — and men — coming through the front door suggests the model is working. Dr. Berdy, who admits he needs some Botox but has been too busy, plans to open another store in SoHo early next year.